| I've got a TON to say so 
                        let's get at it
 I’d just like to weigh in on 
                        this whole benching your star players in the final weeks 
                        of the NFL season. I’m not completely down with 
                        it unless my team is involved. But if my team is depending 
                        on an 11-1 team benching its players to sneak in the back 
                        door of the big dance then I’m not sure I want to 
                        be there either. Listen, these teams have to bench these 
                        starts if they already have a playoff spot wrapped up. 
                        It makes total sense neither you nor I have to agree with 
                        it but the last couple weeks of the NFL season will always 
                        remind you of preseason unless your team has something 
                        to fight for. That’s just the way it is so get used 
                        to it.  Here’s what I am talking about. 
                        Ben Roethlisberger's ribs are only bruised, but Pittsburgh 
                        Steelers coach Bill Cowher listed the rookie quarterback 
                        as questionable for Sunday's regular-season finale at 
                        Buffalo. The game is meaningless for the Steelers, who have won 
                        a franchise-record 13 straight games and clinched home-field 
                        advantage for the playoffs in the AFC.
 The Bills are riding a six-game win streak that has put 
                        them in position to earn a playoff berth after an 0-4 
                        start. Buffalo needs to beat the Steelers and have either 
                        the New York Jets or Denver Broncos lose in order to clinch 
                        a spot in the playoffs.
 Cowher said his plans for the game would not change even 
                        if another playoff berth were not dependent on the outcome.
  "This is not about what we 
                        owe anybody," he said. "It's what we owe ourselves. 
                        This is how you play the game." Roethlisberger was hurt Sunday against the Baltimore Ravens 
                        when he was driven into the turf by Terrell Suggs just 
                        after throwing a third-quarter touchdown pass to Jerame 
                        Tuman.
 Cornerback Deshea Townsend has been ruled out of the Buffalo 
                        game with broken bones in his hand.
 Listed as doubtful for Sunday are 
                        running back Jerome Bettis (ankle) and outside linebacker 
                        Clark Haggans (groin). Running back Duce Staley (hamstring) 
                        and inside linebacker Kendrell Bell (groin) are questionable. 
                        Cowher hopes Staley can start and allow Bettis to rest, 
                        even though Bettis is just 59 yards shy of what would 
                        be his ninth 1,000-yard season. Make sense to you? Didn’t 
                        think so. Let the bus run for his 1000.
  Monday 
                              Night Football As for what we are seeing in primetime 
                        on our beloved Sunday Night and Monday Night football 
                        telecasts well this is a shame. ABC and ESPN surely didn’t 
                        plan on a sleeper in St. Louis or two 11-3 teams….ooops… 
                        3-11 teams playing on Sunday Night Lights. Or was it dark 
                        in Miami I can’t remember, oh that’s right. 
                        I didn’t even watch a minute of that game. BORING!!!! Ratings for "Monday Night Football" 
                        fell 4 percent to the lowest in 35 seasons for one of 
                        ABC's showcase programs. The 17 weekly telecasts were watched in an average of 
                        11 percent of the 109.6 million U.S. homes with television 
                        sets, according to Nielsen Media Research Inc. Last year's 
                        average rating was 11.5, up from the previous low of 11.4 
                        in 2002. The high rating for the series was 21.7 in 1981.
  "Monday Night Football" 
                        has been among the top 10 prime- time shows for 15 years. 
                        It was seventh this season entering this week's game, 
                        a 20-7 victory by St. Louis over Philadelphia that drew 
                        a 10.6 rating -- the highest for any show Monday night 
                        in all demographics and age groups, Nielsen said. ABC has lost about $150 million a year on its $550 million 
                        average annual rights fee for MNF in a deal that expires 
                        after the 2005 season. A new rights contract will be negotiated 
                        next year. While ABC officials have had preliminary conversations 
                        with the NFL, it remains unclear whether the network will 
                        retain the show.
 Notes   Dallas Cowboys S Darren Woodson 
                        will retire at the end of the season, The Dallas Morning 
                        News reported. Also, the Cowboys put RB Richie Anderson 
                        on injured reserve with a pinched nerve in his neck and 
                        released OL Matt Lehr.   Tennessee Titans QB Steve McNair 
                        underwent surgery to strengthen his bruised chest, which 
                        has plagued him most of the season. The surgery involved 
                        taking a piece of bone from McNair's right hip and inserting 
                        it into an area of cartilage that exists in the sternum. 
                       Doctors said they believe the insertion 
                        of bone will promote bone growth to replace the cartilage. 
                        McNair is expected to be out at least six weeks before 
                        being allowed to lift weights as part of a strengthening 
                        and conditioning program. 
                         
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                              Broncos placed RB Garrison Hearst on IR with a broken 
                              left hand.  Advertisements 
                              during the 2005 Super Bowl, Feb. 6 on Fox, will 
                              cost an average of $2.4 million, 6.7 percent more 
                              than last season.  |  More Rambling  Some teams steamroll into the NFL 
                        playoffs, some back in and some stumble in as if they'd 
                        finally found their way home after wandering around dizzy 
                        and lost.Take the Seattle Seahawks. Please.
  At 8-7, they are mediocrity personified 
                        - yet they've already clinched a playoff spot as the NFC 
                        West leader. This is a team that offsets inspiring runs 
                        with fumbles, bounces between defensive stands and inexplicable 
                        breakdowns. It is not for lack of effort that they struggle. 
                        It takes work to be so determinedly self-destructive just 
                        when they seem ready to win.  Or take their NFC brethren in ordinariness: 
                        Green Bay, which has clinched the North division with 
                        a 9-6 record; and the four teams still alive for the two 
                        remaining playoff spots. The woeful Rams (7-8) have a 
                        chance, as do Minnesota (8-7), Carolina (7-8) and New 
                        Orleans (7-8).  That means at least one NFC playoff 
                        team will boast a .500 record.Aside from Philadelphia, now without injured Terrell Owens, 
                        and Atlanta, an average team with an above-average record, 
                        the NFC stinks this year.
 Blame it on the cycles of the game. Next year it could 
                        be the AFC's turn
 In other football news, Philadelphia didn't even try to 
                        win on Monday Night Football. Will the team try to win 
                        its season finale against Cincinnati? After that, the 
                        Nesharim have a bye week. If they don't go all-out to 
                        beat the Bengals, it will be almost month -- from Dec. 
                        19 to Jan. 15 or 16 -- between games that matter for Philadelphia. 
                        That is not good karma.
 Teams that have locked up their best 
                        possible finish, as Philadelphia had before Week 16, always 
                        face a dilemma in how to handle the end of the regular 
                        season. I say play to win. Recall that going into its 
                        regular-season finale last year, Denver had locked up 
                        its best finish; the Broncos made a half-hearted effort 
                        and got blown out 31-3 at Green Bay. A week later in the 
                        playoffs, the Broncos got blown out 41-10 at Indianapolis. 
                        Not trying to win disrupted Denver's karma. In Week 17, 
                        Indianapolis goes to Denver with the Colts having already 
                        locked their best finish. Learn from what you witnessed 
                        last season, Colts -- play to win!  And in still more football news, 
                        millions of fans must have spent the week fingering their 
                        worry beads because the NFL is now less likely to hurtle 
                        toward the disaster of a losing team in the postseason. 
                        But it still may not be pretty. The likelihood is there 
                        will be at least one 8-8 team that makes the playoffs 
                        while three teams with winning records do not. Also, there 
                        is a strong chance a 10-6 team will be kept out while 
                        one or more 8-8 teams are in. Last week, yours truly proposed 
                        a way to change the NFL playoff system to prevent this 
                        from happening again.    Stats of the 
                        Week #1  Buffalo and Carolina opened a combined 
                        1-11 and since have gone a combined 15-3.  Stats of the Week No. 2 
                        The Dolphins staged a 12-play, 6:51 drive that ended in 
                        a punt.
 Stats of the Week No. 3 After gaining 1,068 yards in its previous two games, Tennessee 
                        gained 153 yards at home.
 Stats of the Week No. 4 
                        Green Bay has four field-goal victories this season -- 
                        twice by a final of 34-31 and twice by a final of 16-13.
 Stats of the Week No. 5 
                        Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith, who had a combined 44,972 
                        career yards from scrimmage going into their Cardinals 
                        at Seahawks meeting, added another 65 yards.
 Stats of the Week No. 6 In its last six outings, Buffalo has scored 228 points 
                        -- more than Indianapolis scored in its last six outings, 
                        and just 15 points fewer than the Bills scored in all 
                        of 2003.
 Stats of the Week No. 7 
                        The last time Washington won at Dallas, Heath Shuler was 
                        the Redskins quarterback.
 Stats of the Week No. 8 In the Cleveland Browns (Beta Version) at Dolphins game, 
                        there were two fumbles and an interception on the same 
                        play. See the gamebook at 10:32 of the third quarter.
 Stats of the Week No. 9 
                        If every pass a quarterback throws clangs to the ground 
                        incomplete, his rating is 39.6 under the NFL's cryptic 
                        system. In Week 16, San Francisco starting quarterback 
                        Ken Dorsey finished with a 26.7 passer rating and was 
                        lifted for Cody Pickett, who finished with an 18.8 rating.
 Stats of the Week No. 10 
                        Minnesota had possession of the ball for 52 seconds in 
                        the second quarter and scored three offensive touchdowns.
 Stats of the Week No. 11 
                        Dominic Rhodes of Indianapolis had more kickoff return 
                        yards (236) than the yardage of the entire San Francisco 
                        offense (189) or the entire Tennessee offense (153) or 
                        the entire Jacksonville offense (126).
 Stats of the Week No. 12 
                        In the first half against Philadelphia, the Rams rushed 
                        more times than they had in either of their two previous 
                        entire games.
 Idiot Move of the Week - Why Are 
                        You Punting???????   Trailing Buffalo 20-0 in the 
                        middle of the third quarter, San Francisco faced fourth-and-3 
                        on its 45. In trotted the punting unit. Emboldened by 
                        the home team's mincing fraidy-cat play, the visitors 
                        took the punt and drove for touchdown that had the Niners' 
                        faithful filing out of Monster Park in search of microbrews. 
                        You're trailing by 20 points at home, you're 2-12, it's 
                        fourth-and-3 at midfield, what do you have to lose? And 
                        now you are 2-13. One of our readers Geoff L. of New York 
                        City pointed out the play, adding, "This stuff practically 
                        writes itself." Geoff, don't tell them that -- it's 
                        a trade secret!  Enjoy Week 17 Folks – 
                        Now Get Back To Work………. 
                         
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                              16 STUD  I'll say this for Reuben Droughns: 
                              Give the guy some damn carries already. You see 
                              what this warrior does? Gets a little push from 
                              the rookie and comes out and explodes for 3td's. 
                              Great Week Reu. Not only did you surprise the hell 
                              out of me, but, you were on my Fantasy Bench as 
                              well. Thanks Meathead. |  Wager 
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