| I've got a TON to say so let's get at it
 Some Gambling Advice  Unsolicited betting advice: 
                              I have mentioned this before in this column, but 
                              it bears repeating. One of my favorite bets is the 
                              halftime line bet. But only in certain circumstances. 
                              This weeks Monday night game was one of those circumstances. The idea is to use the bookmakers 
                              knowledge against him. Know your enemy.Going into Monday night the point total line was 
                              a ridiculous 58 according to my source. Not a number 
                              you like to touch even in a slugfest like this game 
                              promised to be. But an interesting thing happened. 
                              There were only 20 points in the first half. Therefore, 
                              if you use the oddsmakers math before the game started, 
                              there were going to be 38 more points scored in 
                              the game. The oddsmakers are pretty sharp. They 
                              are usually very close. But when they set the halftime 
                              line, they can't sell a 38. So they set the line 
                              at 28. With this10 point differential now you are 
                              in gravy territory. You bet the over and collect 
                              your money. Sweet bet. It worked Monday night for 
                              me and it works almost every time I find such a 
                              glaring hole in the numbers. Betting football games 
                              is hard. You have to take the easy ones when they 
                              give them to you. And, oh yeah there were 59 points 
                              scored in the game.
  Why 
                              NFL Management Matters   Kansas City has a red-hot 
                              offense yet a losing record because its defense 
                              is surrendering 26.3 points per game. Why should 
                              this come as any surprise since, in the second half 
                              of the 2003 season, the Kansas City defense allowed 
                              26.6 points per game? Then, in the offseason, the 
                              Chiefs made no attempt to sign defensive players. 
                              Kansas City management decided that a defense that 
                              was allowing 26.6 points per game would be sufficient 
                              for the 2004 season. What Kansas City management 
                              got is a defense allowing almost exactly its previous 
                              average.  Why 
                              NFL Tactics Matter   Is God punishing us for watching 
                              football all day on Sunday by making the Sunday 
                              Night games unwatchable? I mean I know he is punishing 
                              us with Joe Theisman and Paul Maguire, but man oh 
                              man......the wrath of Sunday Night Football is almost 
                              unbearable. Punts, field goals, penalties, turnovers, 
                              and a mind numbing announcing crew do not make for 
                              good entertainment. Could we please get some more 
                              drunk sideline guests like last year please.  Pittsburgh is the league's 
                              hottest team, and while Ben Roethlisberger is getting 
                              the press, the Steelers defense explains much of 
                              the team's success. Currently the Pittsburgh defense 
                              is second best in yards allowed and tied for third 
                              best in points allowed, and that's after back-to-back 
                              games against New England and Philadelphia, two 
                              high-scoring clubs. Honestly, how many Steelers 
                              defensive starters can you name without looking? 
                              Pittsburgh does not blitz much -- usually a linebacker 
                              pass rushes, but since the team employs a base 3-4, 
                              that still only adds up to the conventional four 
                              pass rushers. What's effective about the Pittsburgh 
                              defense is that offenses are often confused regarding 
                              where the rush will come from: Of the seven-man 
                              defensive front, it's impossible to predict, play-to-play, 
                              which four will rush. Also, Pittsburgh rushers execute 
                              usual "twists," rather than simply blasting 
                              straight ahead as most rushers do. Sunday against 
                              the Eagles, Pittsburgh defensive coordinator Dick 
                              LeBeau several times had two linebackers line up 
                              over the Philadelphia offensive guards, then rush 
                              crossing each other -- making an "X" pattern, 
                              the left linebacker rushing right and the right 
                              linebacker rushing left. When this happened, the 
                              Philadelphia guards were confused about which way 
                              to turn, and Donovan McNabb had to throw the ball 
                              away to avoid being sacked.  Stat of the Week   In consecutive games against 
                              unbeaten New England and Philadelphia, a combined 
                              13-0 when Pittsburgh faced them, the Steelers jumped 
                              to a combined 51-6 lead.  Stats of the Week 
                              No. 2 San Diego, last year's last-place finisher, has 
                              scored the most points of any NFL team.
 Stats of the Week No. 
                              3 Arizona and Oakland, which both won on the road, 
                              ended a combined 0-30 road losing streak.
  Stats of the Week 
                              No. 4 Atlanta has scored 170 points and surrendered 170 
                              points.
  Stats of the Week 
                              No. 5 The Steelers outgained unbeaten Philadelphia by 
                              307 yards.
 Stats of the Week No. 
                              6 From the late second quarter through the middle 
                              of the third quarter, Buffalo held the ball for 
                              27 consecutive plays and 11:03 of clock time.
 Stats of the Week No. 
                              7 Since taking the field for their Super Bowl appearances, 
                              Carolina and Oakland, which met Sunday, are a combined 
                              8-27.
  Stats of the Week 
                              No. 8 Kansas City scored 31 points, gained 459 yards and 
                              lost.
  Stats of the Week 
                              No. 9 Kansas City is averaging 30 points per game and 
                              has a losing record.
  Stats of the Week 
                              No. 10 In two meetings this year, the Browns held Jamal 
                              Lewis to 362 fewer yards than he gained against 
                              them in two meetings last year.
 Stats of the Week No. 
                              11 With 15 touchdowns, Priest Holmes has more touchdowns 
                              than four entire teams -- Cincinnati, Jacksonville, 
                              Washington and Miami. With 12 touchdowns, Shaun 
                              Alexander has as many as two entire teams, Washington 
                              and Miami.
 Stats of the Week No. 
                              12 Peyton Manning and Daunte Culpepper have combined 
                              for 47 touchdown passes and just nine interceptions.
 Nothing But Random Thoughts Adam Vinatieri's TD pass to 
                              Troy Brown surprised the Rams, and has also confused 
                              some Fantasy football League owners. We have received 
                              many questions asking if Vinatieri would receive 
                              credit for his scoring toss. The answer is that 
                              in FantasyFootball leagues, kickers only receive 
                              credit for kicking points, however this is for the 
                              majority of leagues. I’m in another where 
                              the kicker did get credit for the touchdown pass. 
                              It’s all in how your league commissioner sets 
                              things up. Suggest it to your commish for next year 
                              if you don’t have it. But knowing Bill we 
                              won’t see this play again till 2008 when all 
                              of a sudden he brings it out of the closet again. 
                             In most leagues basically Vinatieri 
                              or any other kicker who throws a TD pass this season 
                              will not be awarded six points. Receivers, however, 
                              do get credit for TD receptions, so Brown does get 
                              six points for his catch. We hope this clears up 
                              any confusion for you in FantasyFootball league 
                              play.  Tight 
                              End  There is an apparent shift 
                              in talent going on at the position, where Antonio 
                              Gates, with apologies to Tony Gonzalez, now reigns 
                              supreme. Outside of those two, though, no one has 
                              been reliable, and you might have to accept good 
                              performances from the position as a bonus. Don't 
                              count on adequate production in any week from your 
                              tight end unless you own Gates or Gonzalez.  Some players were thought 
                              to be among a new iNFLux of quality talent at the 
                              position, yet have recently dropped off in production. 
                              New England's Daniel Graham began the season by 
                              catching five TD passes in his first four games, 
                              but has not scored a touchdown in his past four 
                              games and has no catches in his last two. Tom Brady 
                              continues to spread the ball around, yet has looked 
                              less in the direction of Graham, who has started 
                              to attract more defensive attention.  The outlook at tight end is 
                              bleaker than ever unless you have Gates or Gonzalez, 
                              so don't have high expectations. Any time you can 
                              get one TD from your tight end, you should consider 
                              it a good week. And if you're getting zeroes from 
                              a guy like Graham, don't expect to find any great 
                              alternatives. Keep him on your roster in case he 
                              starts to play respectably again, which is very 
                              possible. Most tight ends endure some sort of cold 
                              spell, and won't perform well on a regular basis. 
                              Take what you can get when you can get it.  Philadelphia's L.J. Smith has 
                              just one TD reception in his past six games, and 
                              has not been the same since suffering a shoulder 
                              injury earlier in the year. Smith has continued 
                              to play, yet has not been getting open often during 
                              the past few weeks. San Francisco's Eric Johnson 
                              has cooled off as well, with only 87 receiving yards 
                              in his past three games. Jason Witten has played 
                              well recently, yet he might simply be riding a hot 
                              streak. We'll soon see if he can keep playing well, 
                              but he wasn't productive earlier in the year. With 
                              injuries decimating Dallas' receiving corps, Witten 
                              should continue to perform well overall.  Updated 
                              Player News  Kelvin Garmon - G 
                              - CLE Browns placed guard Kelvin Garmon 
                              on injured reserve with a torn ACL, ending his season.The Browns are reeling after consecutive last minute 
                              losses to Philadelphia and Cleveland.
 Leigh Bodden - DB - 
                              CLE Browns placed cornerback Leigh Bodden 
                              on injured reserve with a chest injury, ending his 
                              season. Bodden was Cleveland's best special teams player.
  Brent Smith - G - 
                              NYJ Jets released tackle Brent Smith  Derek Pagel - DB - 
                              NYJ Jets placed safety Derek Pagel on injured 
                              reserve with a calf injury, ending his season.   Shawn Wooden - DB 
                              - MIA Dolphins safety Shawn Wooden will 
                              spend the rest of the season on the reserve/physically 
                              unable to perform list.He suffered a lower back injury during the first 
                              week of training camp.
 Bill Gramatica - K 
                              - MIA Dolphins waived kicker Bill Gramatica. 
                              The man who once tore a knee ligament while doing 
                              a lambada dance could be finished. He missed an 
                              extra point in Miami's one-point loss Sunday.  Jeno James - G - MIA 
                              Dolphins guard underwent surgery on his 
                              right knee Tuesday.He'll be evaluated on week-to-week basis. If it 
                              was arthroscopic surgery, he'll probably be back 
                              by week twelve
 Lorenzo Bromell - DL 
                              - NYG Giants activated defensive tackle 
                              Lorenzo Bromell from the physically-unable-to-perform 
                              list.He'll help backup the suddenly thin Giants defensive 
                              line.
 NFL 
                              News  Miami Dolphins coach Dave 
                              Wannstedt called it quits Tuesday midway through 
                              a dismal season that began with the retirement of 
                              running back Ricky Williams and has left the team 
                              with the NFL's worst record at 1-8.Defensive coordinator 
                              Jim Bates was promoted to interim coach. "As you might imagine, this was not a very 
                              easy decision from a personal standpoint, but I 
                              believe it is a proper decision at this time for 
                              being a professional," Wannstedt said. "Somebody 
                              has to accept the responsibility. I am the head 
                              coach and that falls on me."
 Randy Moss probably will miss 
                              another game this Sunday because of his strained 
                              right hamstring. Though Moss made progress during rehabilitation 
                              over the weekend, coach Mike Tice said Tuesday the 
                              star receiver likely will be listed as doubtful 
                              for the game at rival Green Bay. Moss missed the 
                              first game of his seven-year career Monday night 
                              when the Vikings (5-3) lost at Indianapolis. The 
                              All-Pro hasn't caught a pass since he got hurt in 
                              the second quarter of Minnesota's game at New Orleans 
                              on Oct. 17.
  The Pro Bowl defensive end 
                              Michael Strahan had his season ended on Sunday after 
                              tearing a pectoral muscle in the third quarter of 
                              a 28-21 loss to the Chicago Bears. Fellow starting defensive end Keith Washington also 
                              was lost for the season on Sunday with a knee injury. 
                              What a fluke couple of plays for the now doomed 
                              defense of the Giants. Better put Eli in cuz this 
                              ship is about to start sinking.
  One week after Philadelphia's 
                              Terrell Owens imitated Ray Lewis, Pittsburgh's Hines 
                              Ward stepped forward with a dead-on impersonation 
                              of Owens and his Fly-Like-An-Eagle routine. Only, 
                              unlike Owens, he didn't do it once; he did it twice, 
                              following each of his first-quarter scores by flapping 
                              his arms for takeoff. So how come nobody's calling 
                              the guy names today? If you have to ask you don't 
                              know much about Hines Ward, and there are more people 
                              in that club than you'd imagine.We have a change atop the MVP meter, with Colts 
                              QB Peyton Manning overtaking Vikings QB Daunte Culpepper.
 Here’s to hoping you saw them square off on 
                              “Monday Night Football.” Manning excelled, 
                              even as Minnesota’s defensive line consistently 
                              pressured him, completing 23-of-29 passes for 268 
                              yards and four touchdowns. Culpepper was no slouch 
                              either, completing 16-of-19 throws for 169 yards 
                              and a score.
 I might be in the minority, but I happen to think 
                              Culpepper played just as well as Manning. Sure, 
                              Manning’s numbers are better, but that’s 
                              because he had more weapons. He could take more 
                              chances. Culpepper, playing without WR Randy Moss, 
                              couldn’t take many shots down the field. But 
                              he played within himself and kept his team in the 
                              game with accurate throws and an occasional smart 
                              dash from the pocket.
  Yet it’s clear Culpepper 
                              is in danger of falling out of the MVP race. The 
                              deep throws to Moss sway voters, not solid game 
                              management. If Moss can come back in the next couple 
                              of weeks, Culpepper still may have a shot.  Now, the Week Nine 
                              MVP meter, with last week’s rankings in parentheses: 
                              1. Colts QB Peyton Manning (3)
 2. Vikings QB Daunte Culpepper (1)
 3. Eagles QB Donovan McNabb (2)
 4. Chargers QB Drew Brees (—)
 5. Giants RB Tiki Barber (T4)
 6. Patriots QB Tom Brady (T6)
 T7. Chiefs RB Priest Holmes (T9)
 T7. Eagles WR Terrell Owens (T4)
 9. Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger (T6)
 10. Seahawks RB Shaun Alexander (—)
  Dropping out: Texans QB David 
                              Carr, Vikings WR Randy Moss. He Said What???  Cowboys head coach Bill 
                              Parcells quoted in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram 
                              on why he hasn’t been harder on his team: 
                              “I have taken a lower-key approach with this 
                              team. I have not been hammering them. I have not 
                              been beating them up. I’ve been encouraging 
                              them the whole way. Quite apparently, I’m 
                              not getting through.”Buccaneers head coach Jon Gruden quoted in the Tampa 
                              Tribune on playing the Falcons, a team put together 
                              by former Bucs general manager Rich McKay, this 
                              Sunday: “Rich is not playing in the game and 
                              I am not either, so it was something that was very 
                              sensitive and always will be sensitive. He was a 
                              great general manager here, but that is not for 
                              me to concern myself with. He is not here, he is 
                              in Atlanta. It is a big game for them and us. The 
                              players will decide the outcome. It has no bearing 
                              in my opinion.”
  Rams head coach Mike 
                              Martz quoted in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch ranting 
                              about where the blame should fall for the team’s 
                              struggles this season: “You guys have been 
                              here long enough to know that I’ve never tried 
                              to mislead you or sugarcoat anything. If I’ve 
                              screwed something up I’ll tell you. I’ll 
                              try to take a bullet (for players) when you can 
                              to help them. (But) there comes a time when some 
                              of these guys have just got to … show up and 
                              make a play. That’s not a cop-out or brushing 
                              it off onto (the players). But I’m upset. 
                              We’ve got some guys we’re counting on 
                              and they’ve got to step up.” 49ers head coach Dennis Erickson 
                              quoted in the San Francisco Chronicle about rumors 
                              that he was interested in moving on from the job 
                              with the Niners: “It upsets me because there 
                              is nothing further from the truth. Like I said before, 
                              I hope I have the opportunity to turn this around. 
                              That’s my competitive blood.” Now get 
                              back to work... 
                               
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